Jokes about psychics

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I was about to go to a psychic, but I changed my mind because I wasn’t sure in his abilities…
And I instantly get the message “That’s a pity!”.

 


  • Are you a clairvoyant?
  • Right you are, it’s Clairvoyance Services company. I am a clairvoyant Alex, what’s your problem?
  • Can we make an appointment on Thursday? If it’s possible, I’ll come at two o’clock, is it all right?
  • You won’t be able to. You’ll break your leg on Tuesday.

 


 

– Oh my God! — a fortuneteller exclaimed, looking at the client’s hand.
– You will be quartered, salted and then eaten up!
– One minute, please!- the client said. I just forgot to take off my gloves. They are made of a genuine pigskin leather.