A man complains to God about life: this and that is not right, and at work problems, and problems with the family, and debts, and health …
God appears and says:
It’s all understandable, but tell me something – shall we prolong it?
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Jokes about psychics
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I was about to go to a psychic, but I changed my mind because I wasn’t sure in his abilities…
And I instantly get the message “That’s a pity!”.
- Are you a clairvoyant?
- Right you are, it’s Clairvoyance Services company. I am a clairvoyant Alex, what’s your problem?
- Can we make an appointment on Thursday? If it’s possible, I’ll come at two o’clock, is it all right?
- You won’t be able to. You’ll break your leg on Tuesday.
– Oh my God! — a fortuneteller exclaimed, looking at the client’s hand.
– You will be quartered, salted and then eaten up!
– One minute, please!- the client said. I just forgot to take off my gloves. They are made of a genuine pigskin leather.
Joke of the week
– “What are you drawing?” – asked a 5-year-old boy adult men and women.
– “I’m drawing God and Angels,” – the boy answered.
– “But nobody knows what they look like!” – the adults cried.
– “Now everyone will know it,” – answered the boy calmly.